MCFC 2001-present

Dudes,
This will absolutely NOT be a soccer blog. Even though fussball is the most pure and beautiful of all sport I will not allow myself to turn this into another place where some sweaty fratboy rants about whatever vaguely homo-erotic game he passionately supports. I don't care if "fratboy" is supposed to be two words. I like the way it looks like that.

I would love to write a 1000 word essay explaining why soccer/football/fotball/fussball/futbol/calcio is superior to every "American" sport, but I genuinely believe that watching one day of ESPN will do that hard work for me. I find it hilarious that really manly men like to get together and watch other really manly men run around in tight pants. Not only do they watch them, but they eat large pieces of meat while they're doing it. If you don't catch the sexual undertones in that statement then you're way too mature for me to hang out with. American sports are super gay and I super love the irony in that. I could talk about MMA, but I'm pretty sure everyone is aware of how awesomely gay it is so there's no need.

I occasionally think it's a shame that I'm not gay. I think I'd be quite good at it. I typically like really gay things....Will & Grace, What Not to Wear, House Hunters, Home Depot, and Cupcake Wars. Listening to Elton John makes me cry. What more evidence do you need? But EJ wasn't officially gay until 1988 so I guess his best stuff is still straight. It's at least confused.

I truly intended to make this blog entry about soccer, but once again I've been distracted by subtle homosexuality. I like Manchester City Football Club.